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SOME HOLY SHIT-GOOD CRAP Y'ALL!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Charlene!

  1. All swans in England belong to Charlene!
  2. Charlene is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  3. Charlene can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
  4. Americans discard enough Charlene to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  5. Charlene is incapable of sleep.
  6. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Charlene.
  7. Charlene can sleep for three and a half years!
  8. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Charlene!
  9. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Charlene in your mouth!
  10. Charlene was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!

i highly suspect POINT 7 to be true x)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about My mom!

  1. My mom can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  2. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their my mom.
  3. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on my mom!
  4. Tradition allows women to propose to my mom only during leap years.
  5. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by my mom!
  6. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of my mom every year.
  7. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than my mom.
  8. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in my mom.
  9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented my mom, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  10. If you chew gum while peeling my mom then it will stop you from crying!

ZOMFGROFLMAO @ POINT 2! XDDD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about 2G!

  1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of 2G every year.
  2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and 2G would be as small as a pea.
  3. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of 2G!
  4. To check whether 2G are safe to eat, drop them in a bowl of water; rotten 2G will sink, and fresh 2G will float.
  5. 2G can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
  6. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like 2G.
  7. Only one person in two billion will live to be 2G!
  8. Devoid of their cells and proteins, 2G have the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in 2G!
  10. 2G were first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom their name comes.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brandon & Kunyi!

  1. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Brandon & Kunyi.
  2. Half a cup of Brandon & Kunyi contains only seventeen calories.
  3. Brandon & Kunyi are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  4. If you blow out all the candles on Brandon & Kunyi with one breath, your wish will come true.
  5. The patron saint of Brandon & Kunyi is Saint Eugenie.
  6. You should always store Brandon & Kunyi in an airtight container in the fridge!
  7. Brandon & Kunyi can smell some things up to six miles away.
  8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Brandon & Kunyi.
  9. If you lick Brandon & Kunyi ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  10. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Brandon & Kunyi is two minutes!
OMFG LOOKIT POINT 10! HAHAHA, JUST FOR FUN Y'ALL :D

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hot japanese guys!

  1. Snow White's coffin was made of hot japanese guys.
  2. Ideally, hot japanese guys should be stored on their side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  3. Hot japanese guys will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  4. Hot japanese guys invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  5. Hot japanese guys have three eyelids.
  6. Hot japanese guys were the first Tsar of Russia.
  7. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of hot japanese guys in a day.
  8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching hot japanese guys!
  9. Hot japanese guys are black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  10. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink hot japanese guys.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about King Kong!

  1. In Japan, King Kong can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  2. Apples are covered with a thin layer of King Kong.
  3. King Kong can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  4. Birds do not sleep in King Kong, though they may rest in it from time to time.
  5. King Kong has a bifurcated penis.
  6. There are 336 dimples on King Kong.
  7. If you lace King Kong from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  8. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of King Kong every year!
  9. During World War II, Americans tried to train King Kong to drop bombs!
  10. King Kong can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak!
WTF POINT 5?! OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA.

okay, enough amusement for today 8D


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Is a caffeine addict, & doesn't mind giving up talking for good. With not much self-confidence to start with, her ugly teeth upset her a lot but she plans to do nothing about it. Cheap thrills include rainy days, graphic designing, writing & a little dosage of her jrock darlings. Can conjure up some really good shit in her mind sometimes, but has problems putting them onto paper and into reality. Overall an average kid who's neither here nor there in everything she does, & gets bothered by it sometimes. Has trouble finding her direction in life. Mostly negative and wishes to be more apathetic. Currently finding a way to start a new life in Japan, with a different name.

Still likes to talk to inanimate things like her stuffed penguin.

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